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"I've never left a yoga session and thought it was a bad idea."

Paul, Former Tier One Commando

Experience the transformative power of yoga with our badass mats, which are perfect for those looking to dip their toes into the practice. Don't let stubborn excuses hold you back - the benefits for mind and body are unparalleled! 

• Rubber mat with a microsuede top
  
• Anti-slip rubber bottom
  
• Size: 24″ × 68″ 
  
• Weight: 62 oz.
  
• Mat thickness: 0.12″
  

Our yoga mats are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Have you ever noticed that the true badasses don't push others down to elevate their position artificially? They don't need to because they know who they are and their accomplishments. This is especially true of the veterans we know that have seen heavy and sustained combat. Kindness demonstrates strength, intellectual and emotional stability. Grit will get you farther in life than almost anything else. It's a solid combo!

• Weather tough for years of outdoor endurance
• 5"w x 3"h

Little birds solving big problems .

• 2" x 3.15"
• Weather Tough

"I should have read the brochure." Some Tourist

A getaway, or a getaway?  You decide as you race through the Burmese waters.  Extreme sports haven't been this entertaining in a while.

• 3" x 5"
• Definitely (Mostly) Waterproof
• HSLD

What does it mean? Well, go with your first impression when you saw the words. That's what it means. No one is coming, it is up to us. Pairs well with reality, emergency vehicles, helmets, coolers, tools, and especially dicey situations.

• NEW! Firefighter, Police and Camo Color Options
• 4" x 1" 
  
• Weather Tough Vinyl

• 5" x 3"
• Weather Tough Vinyl

Hop in, grab yourself a stiff drink, and buckle up!  We're going places!  Those guys on the ground are way out of range right?  After taking a few mosquito bites to the fuselage, you divert course a little bit 'cause the passengers are getting nervous.  No worries there, you've done this before.  Plus you've got a ground crew that can patch those up in about 30 minutes.  This is the mark of a pro.

• 3.5" x 3.5"


• PVC


• Free After Completing (surviving) The Flightseeing Trip

What the hell does this image mean?! Well, after you realize no one is coming to save you or your team, you're basically a tiger riding the edge of a lighting bolt! Sharpen your claws. Dig in. Take responsibility and kick some ass!

• 5.75" H x 2.75"W


• Rubberized (PVC)


• Hook and Loop Backed


• Ride The Lightning

The commitment point, you know it's on and what happens next is unknown. We can't really remember a time when we turned back after the 30 seconds-out signal was passed around. Shuffling off the back of an aircraft ramp at 18K' in the dark, approaching a gunfight in helicopters, or rolling up in vehicles, the feeling is about the same. Seeing this hand signal has always put smiles on faces, even when everyone is a little scared. Our OG Skull Crusher was redesigned into a badass skull-crushin' skeleton hand.

• 3" x 2"


• PVC 


• Thick 3D design


• Hook Backed

World class performers know this. I don't really do it that well, but that's beside the point. You should do it. I'll keep at it as well.

• Embroidered


• 3" x 3"


• Hook and Loop Backed

Did you know there's some killer deep-sea fishing off the Horn of Africa?  While Somalia is generally known for Operation Gothic Serpent (think Black Hawk Down) and piracy, we're focusing on a different aspect. Patch up and show some people that war isn't everything.

• 3.5" X 3.5"


• 3D PVC


• Hook and Loop Backed


• Makes You Catch More Fish

• 4" x 2.35"


• Weather Tough


• Sticks Excellently


• +10 Cool Points Anywhere

A little demotivation can go a long way.  Remember, Vikings get stuff done and don't complain about it.  Get on it!

• 3" X 3.85"


• Gets You Moving


• Unscented, But Probably Smells Better Than A Longship

This long-sleeve rash guard protects you from sunburn, mat burn, wind, sand, and other elements. Designed for water sports, it features a slim fit, flat ergonomic seams, and a slightly longer length for maximum comfort and protection. Stay safe and have fun with this versatile garment. Enjoy fast and easy returns and exchanges on us!

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers
• UPF 50+
• Comfortable longer body and sleeves
• Flat seam and cover stitch

When you place an order, these rash guards are made especially for you, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Perfect for daily use while lounging on the couch, snuggling up on chilly evenings, or styling your room—this blanket offers unmatched coziness and warmth and two people can comfortably fit.

• Plush Sherpa fabric
• 80"H x 60"W
  
• Integral composition: 100% polyester fibers
  
• Fabric: 100% polyester 
  

Controversial and a great conversation starter! Printed on thick matte paper. 

• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
  
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  
• Frame not included, but you can get a framed version here
• Printed on Japanese Samurai paper
  

This duffle bag is the perfect companion for every occasion—take it with you when traveling, running daily errands, or going to the gym. The bag is spacious and will keep all your stuff neat and organized with its multiple pockets, including one with a zipper for your most valuable possessions. Adjust the padded shoulder strap when the bag’s helping you carry heavier things, and continue your daily run without a worry!

• 100% polyester with black interlining
• Fabric weight: 9.56 oz
• One size: 22″ × 11.5″ × 11.5″
• T-piping for stability
• Adjustable and removable padded shoulder strap
• Dual padded handles with hook & loop fasteners for easy carrying
• Mesh side pocket
• Multiple inside pockets

This duffel is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for being cool with that!

This duffle bag is the perfect companion for every occasion—take it with you when traveling, running daily errands, or going to the gym. The bag is spacious and will keep all your stuff neat and organized with its multiple pockets, including one with a zipper for your most valuable possessions. Adjust the padded shoulder strap when the bag’s helping you carry heavier things, and continue your daily run without a worry!

• 100% polyester with black interlining
• Fabric weight: 9.56 oz
• One size: 22″ × 11.5″ × 11.5″
• T-piping for stability
• Adjustable and removable padded shoulder strap
• Dual padded handles with hook & loop fasteners for easy carrying
• Mesh side pocket
• Multiple inside pockets

This duffel is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for being cool with that!

Showing respect for the one and only, the legendary Green Door! It was a black market liquor shop in downtown Kabul, Afghanistan. Rumors have it you could get Johnny Walker whiskey, cuban cigars, Stella Artois beer and many other moral boosting items. You had to go in with low-vis"costumes" and vehicles to get into the compound, according to the rumors. This shirt is featherlight and moisture-wicking ensuring comfort even on the hottest party days! 

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversized fit
• UPF50+ protection

This casual shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

An outstandding blend of casual style and one of the most popular camo patterns in history. Meet your new favorite summer shirt! It exudes coolness both in terms of style and material. Plus, its featherlight and moisture-wicking material ensures comfort even on the hottest days.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversized fit
• UPF50+ protection

This casual shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide