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What does it mean? Well, go with your first impression when you saw the words. That's what it means. No one is coming, it is up to us. Pairs well with reality, emergency vehicles, helmets, coolers, tools, and especially dicey situations.

• NEW! Firefighter, Police and Camo Color Options
• 4" x 1" (Original Small) or...
• 10" x 3" (10 "Bumper Sticker)
• Weather Tough Vinyl

Set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards.

• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Printed on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets

This flag, free of weak shit, is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  
• Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
  
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  
• Relaxed fit
  

These multi-purpose shorts have everything you need for a hot summer day—they’re quick-drying and breathable, have multiple pockets for your belongings, and feature a silky, anti-chafe inner liner. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

The skulls represent the death of our old selves, and the shrooms a new start. Psychedelic mushrooms used to be frowned upon, but studies have discovered the benefits to the mind when taken in microdoses. Go easy out there. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

Fabric composition:91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
Elastic waistband with drawcord
Mesh pockets
Small inside pocket for valuables
UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

For those chillyy summer evenings!  Blackhawks bringing in medical supplies to disaster zones or getting people out, it's good vibes all around.

• Runs small, so order up a size if in doubt
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz
  
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  
• Front pouch pocket
  
• Double-needle stitched 
  
• Unisex

These hoodies are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

The commitment point, you know it's on and what happens next is unknown. We can't really remember a time when we turned back after the 30 seconds-out signal was passed around. Shuffling off the back of an aircraft ramp at 18K' in the dark, approaching a gunfight in helicopters, or rolling up in vehicles, the feeling is about the same. Seeing this hand signal has always put smiles on faces, even when everyone is a little scared. Our OG Skull Crusher was redesigned into a badass skull-crushin' skeleton hand.

• 5" X 3.23"
• Weather Tough
• +30 Coolguy Points

Treat your pet to a premium collar that’s made to last. It’s available in 3 sizes and has an adjustable buckle for a secure fit. It’s ideal for pet owners who want their furry friends to look and feel great on the go.

• Durable 100% polyester webbing
• Black 100% polyester sponge padding inside collar 
• Adjustable collar 
• Small 11.8″–17.8″ circumference
• Medium 13.5"- 20.5" circumference
• Large 14.8"- 23.8" circumference
• 1" wide

Like drinking from the skulls of your enemies, but without the legal hassles.

• Ceramic
• 15 oz 
• Glossy finish
• NOT dishwasher or microwave safe
• Hand-wash only

This mug is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.

• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
  
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  
• Frame not included, but you can get the framed version here
• Printed on Samurai paper from Japan
  

We smashed together our best selling Day Blazing design with the logo of one of the best hardcore punk bands of all time, Black Flag.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

One of our all time best sellers, now in a long sleeve version!

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.²
  
• 32 singles
  
• Regular fit
  
• Crew neck
  

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Sport grey tees are 90/10 ring-spun cotton/polyester
• White tees are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

This captures what a lot of veterans feel and experience after being at war. Inspired by Banksy's angel.

• Rounded Corners
• 4" x 4"
• Weather Tough Vinyl

Often called "Medic" or "Doc," they are the ones that save lives, more so than almost any other profession. 

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
  
• Regular fit
  
• Crew neck
  

Wanna know how you can become even more tactically patriotic than you ever thought possible? Grab this tee that has everything you look for in a veteran-run brand. A skull, the word skull, night-vision goggles, the word Viking, an actual Viking, and to put this one over the top...two American flags! You read that right. It's the only tee on earth that comes with a two-flag guarantee! (This is collab design with the hilarious dude at Pizzastrike)

• Two flag guarantee!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
  
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  

*Guaranteed to come with two flags or your money back!

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Good for serious baseball training, as well as a rowdy backyard tumble, this youth baseball cap is sure to keep the sun out of your kid’s eyes. 

• 100% cotton twill
  
• Head circumference: 21″–21.57″ (53.3 cm–54.8 cm)
  
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
  
• Pre-curved visor
  
• 6 embroidered eyelets
  
• Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap closure
  
• Brass-toned tri-glide buckle
  

This youth hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• Mesh
• Snapback
• Flat bill
• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
  
• Structured, five-panel, high profile
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–58.4 cm)
  

Your hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Set the tone!

• Solid cotton back (not mesh)
• Black...stealthy
• It fits larger heads well
• 100% cotton twill
  
• Structured five panel 
• Green under visor
• Snapback closure
  

Your hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!