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    Logic goat doesn't make emotionally based, poorly informed decisions.  Logic Goat sees right through the crap.  It takes honesty and critical thinking skills to do this, and everyone should be practicing.
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    The decal from the front door on the Talkeetna Air Taxi Bunkhouse. This is often where climbers and skiers stay before flying into the Alaska Range, where Denali is located. This range has some of the biggest and steepest mountains in the world where alpinists and other adventurers with a screw loose can test themselves.



    • 4" x 8"

    • Weather Tough

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    A little demotivation can go a long way.  Remember, Vikings get stuff done and don't complain about it.  Get on it!



    • 3" X 3.85"

    • Gets You Moving

    • Unscented, But Probably Smells Better Than A Longship

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    €45.00
    €45.00

    This technical performance hat that can withstand any adventure you throw at it and come back to do it again the next day. Details such as the San Juan Mountain topo inside (very close to our location), larger mesh holes for more breathability and custom features throughout make this one of the best hats on the market! Quick dry tech fabric constantly works to pull moisture away, leaving you dryer, cooler, and less sweat sting in the eyes for the send! 

    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • Moisture Wicking, AKA No Sweat Build-Up
    • Laser Cut Perforated Back For Enhanced Breathability
    • Pursue The Unknown Tape Liner
    • 3D Rubberized Patch
    • Adjustable Snapback
    • Comfy Sweatband
    • Fits Most Skulls


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    €45.00
    €45.00

    This technical performance hat that can withstand any adventure you throw at it and come back to do it again the next day. Details such as the San Juan Mountain topo inside (very close to our location), larger mesh holes for more breathability and custom features throughout make this one of the best hats on the market! Quick dry tech fabric constantly works to pull moisture away, leaving you dryer, cooler, and less sweat sting in the eyes for the send! 

    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • Moisture Wicking, AKA No Sweat Build-Up
    • Laser Cut Perforated Back For Enhanced Breathability
    • Pursue The Unknown Tape Liner
    • 3D Rubberized Patch
    • Adjustable Snapback
    • Comfy Sweatban
    • Fits Most Skulls


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    €25.00
    €25.00

    Like you, we pride ourselves on being able to get out of jams! Often our first responders are busy and may not get to us as fast as we would like. We should be able to handle things, within reason, on our own. Wear it as a flat brim, or bend it to just the proper arc to match your style. These hats are perfect for folks with larger skulls or those who like a bigger hat.

    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • Snapback For Universal Fit
    • Mesh Back
    • Flat Brim (That's bendable to your personal style)


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    €35.00

    Our Daily Driver hat is the perfect combination of style and function. Featuring a script logo, this snapback hat is easy to put on or take off in just thirty seconds. Its comfortable and stylish design is perfect for everyday wear.

    • One Size Fits Most
    • Perfect for Daily Use
    • Snapback
    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns





     

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    €15.00
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    €35.00

    Our Daily Driver hat is the perfect combination of style and function. Featuring a script logo, this snapback hat is easy to put on or take off in just thirty seconds. Its comfortable and stylish design is perfect for everyday wear.

    • One Size Fits Most
    • Perfect for Daily Use
    • Snapback
    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns





     

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    €15.00
    €15.00
    €35.00

    You can do anything in this hat and look great whatever the activity. We've built this OG-style hat from strong, lightweight, and moisture-wicking tech fabric! Whether chilling at the lake, mountain biking, climbing, running, or cracking cold ones and heckling your fishing buddy, you'll love the speed at which this hat dries and performs for you. With our standing 100% guarantee on every product we sell, you're in good hands if you change your mind on color, style, or anything!

    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • Quick Drying Tech Fabric
    • Snap Back For Universal Fit


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    €35.00

    Introducing Thirty Seconds Out first ever-logo performance hat. This cap is up for whatever adventure you might be taking, your next workout, or to protect you from the rays. Quick-dry tech fabric and laser-cut ventilation make this a must-have for use and abuse that outdoor adventures often throw at us! Gear up confidently our no hassle return policy!



    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns

    • Moisture wicking, AKA no sweat build-up

    • Laser cut perforated back for enhanced breathability

    • Embroidered No One Is Coming featured on the back

    • Pursue The Unknown tape liner

    • 3D Rubberized Patch

    • Adjustable snapback

    • Comfy sweatband

    • Fits most skulls

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    €20.00
    €20.00
    €35.00

    Introducing Thirty Seconds Out first ever-logo performance hat. This cap is up for whatever adventure you might be taking, your next workout, or to protect you from the rays. Quick-dry tech fabric and laser-cut ventilation make this a must-have for use and abuse that outdoor adventures often throw at us! Gear up confidently our no hassle return policy!

    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Return
    • Moisture wicking, AKA no sweat build-up
    • Laser cut perforated back for enhanced breathability
    • Embroidered No One Is Coming featured on the back
    • Pursue The Unknown tape liner
    • 3D Rubberized Patch
    • Adjustable snapback
    • Comfy sweatband
    • Fits most skulls


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    €20.00
    €29.99
    Not much captures the big goals we all set out to achieve, with all the cycles of success, struggle, risk and sacrifice than a tiger riding a damn lightning bolt! 
    •  100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • Made For Wall Hangin'
    • 3' x 5' Feet
    • Grommeted Corners (one in each corner)
    • Lightweight Nylon
    • Design Printed on One Side


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    €29.99
    The more we prepare ourselves for emergencies, within reason, the better off our team of friends, family or co-workers will. Knowing you have the means to self rescue makes adventures a lot more fun, and safe!


    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • Made For Wall Hangin'
    • 3' x 5' Feet
    • Grommeted Corners (one in each corner)
    • Lightweight Nylon
    • Design Printed on One Side


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    €29.99
    We recommend placement in a high visibility location so there is no confusion on the expectations in that space.


    Backstory: This phrase is so good, coined by Scott Adamson. He was an American Alpinist who, along with climbing partner Kyle Dempster, went missing on an attempt to climb the Ogre II in Pakistan in 2016. This will likely not mean much to most who read this, but what they were attempting had never been done before. They took risks in pursuit of a dream that, even if attained, few would recognize. The one thing to take away is that you see that phrase and know what it means for your life and your pursuits.  A portion of the proceeds goes to the American Alpine Club.
    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • Made For Wall Hangin'
    • 3' x 5' Feet
    • Grommeted Corners (one in each corner)
    • Lightweight Nylon
    • Design Printed on One Side


     
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    €29.99
    Day Blazing the Statue of Liberty, now on a flag. Goes perfectly on the wall of your garage, work space, gym, etc. Grab 'em while they are in stock.
    •  100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • Made For Wall Hangin'
    • 3' x 5' Feet
    • Grommeted Corners (one in each corner)
    • Lightweight Nylon
    • Design Printed on One Side


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    €29.99

    An image is worth a thousand words. Especially this one, which shows the real side of coming through heavy days on the battlefield. I hope it resonates with some of you. You do not need to be a combat vet to get one and display it. If you support our military folks, grab one and hang it up! Thanks for your support!

    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • Made For Wall Hangin'
    • 3' x 5' Feet
    • Grommeted Corners (one in each corner)
    • Lightweight Nylo
    • Design Printed on One Side


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    €15.00
    €15.00
    €35.00

    Stay warm this fall and winter with The Alpinist beanie, designed to provide superior self-rescue capabilities compared to traditional beanies. Woven into the beanie is our trademarked phrase, 'Expect To Self Rescue'. Its optimum insulation and durable material ensure you will stay warmer on your cold-weather adventures!


    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • One Size Fits Most Skulls
    • Expect To Self Rescue Text is Woven In
    • Fold-up Cuff with 30SECOUT Leather Tag
    • Soft, Warm, Stretchy, & Breathable


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    €15.00
    €15.00
    €35.00

    Stay warm this fall and winter with The Alpinist beanie, designed to provide superior self-rescue capabilities compared to traditional beanies. Woven into the beanie is our trademarked phrase, 'Expect To Self Rescue'. Its optimum insulation and durable material ensure you will stay warmer on your cold-weather adventures.


    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • One Size Fits Most Skulls
    • Expect To Self Rescue Text is Woven In
    • Fold-up Cuff with 30SECOUT Leather Tag
    • Soft, Warm, Stretchy, & Breathable


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    €6.00
    €6.00

    "If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together"...well, if you want to get there alive and in peak condition, you're going to need a plan more air tight than "hope". 

    • Rubberized
    • 3 x 3"
    • Hook Backed with Matching Loop
    • Thick


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    €29.99
    Throw up some positive vibes in your garage, living room, and workspace! 
    • 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns
    • Made For Wall Hangin'
    • 3' x 5' Feet
    • Grommeted Corners (one in each corner)
    • Lightweight Nylon
    • Design Printed on One Side



     

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