https://storagewearable.com/collections/all.atom storagewearable 2024-07-16T09:15:11-06:00 storagewearable https://storagewearable.com/products/7024348004387 2024-07-16T09:15:11-06:00 2024-07-16T09:15:11-06:00 Shorts - The Green Door Shorts storagewearable

Vendor: storagewearable
Type: Shorts
Price: 47.99

These swim trunks have everything you need for a hot summer day—they’re quick-drying and breathable, have multiple pockets for your belongings, and feature a silky, anti-chafe inner liner. Get yours now!

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
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Vendor: storagewearable
Type: Shorts
Price: 47.99

30SECOUT was founded by a Navy dude who likes ocean stuff, especially Sea Turtles. Ya, it's random, but here we are.

Stand by for turtle facts. Sea turtles outlived dinosaurs. Sand temperatures determine the sex of Sea Turtles. Only 1 in 1,000 turtles will make it to adulthood (WTF?!). Turtles use the Earth's magnetic field to navigate (mind blown). "Honu" is the Hawaiian word for sea turtle, specifically the green sea turtle.

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
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Vendor: storagewearable
Type: Shorts
Price: 47.99

Upgrade your lounging game with these multi-purpose swim trunks designed for a killer summer day - they dry fast, provide ample storage, and include a smooth inner lining that minimizes chafing. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
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Vendor: storagewearable
Type: Shorts
Price: 47.99

These multi-purpose shorts have everything you need for a hot summer day—they’re quick-drying and breathable, have multiple pockets for your belongings, and feature a silky, anti-chafe inner liner. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
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Vendor: storagewearable
Type: Shorts
Price: 47.99

Get ready to conquer the summer in The Mekong swim shorts! Originally known as a fierce battleground during the Vietnam War, these trunks will have you taking risks and making a splash. Stay cool and dry with their quick-drying, breathable design and keep your essentials secure with their multiple pockets. And with a silky, anti-chafe inner liner, you'll feel unstoppable all day. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
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Vendor: storagewearable
Type: Shorts
Price: 47.99

Since we can't drink from the skulls of our enemies anymore, because were not psychopaths, we can wear these instead. 

• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
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Vendor: storagewearable
Type: Shorts
Price: 47.99

The skulls represent the death of our old selves, and the shrooms a new start. Psychedelic mushrooms used to be frowned upon, but studies have discovered the benefits to the mind when taken in microdoses. Go easy out there. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!


Fabric composition:91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
Elastic waistband with drawcord
Mesh pockets
Small inside pocket for valuables
UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
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