Shorts - Skull Drinks
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Since we can't drink from the skulls of our enemies anymore, because were not psychopaths, we can wear these instead.
• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+
These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 |
- We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
- Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous.
- We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
- We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:
Name: Captain Chaos
Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
Street 1: Unit/PSC #
Street 2: Box #
City: APO/FPO
State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
Country: United States
Zip: 00000-0000
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